32 ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes That Make Absolutely No Sense

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32 ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes That Make Absolutely No Sense

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There’s nothing wrong with a “sexy” Halloween costume, but lately the term “sexy” has been used just a bit too loosely, especially in the case of commercially produced costumes.

When every option out there is Sexy This and Sexy That, eventually you run out of good ideas. We updated our original post to find even more costumes that someone thought needed to be inexplicably sexed up, even though they had no business doing so.

  • 1
    Killer Whale
    Watch out, girl in a sexy seal costume!
  • 2
    Corn
    Just … what? Either you’re a HUGE fan of corn, or you drew the shortest straw. Guessing the latter.
  • 3
    Olaf From ‘Frozen’
    We can definitely let this one go.
  • 4
    Body Bag
    Right.
  • 5
    Bert
    What would Ernie think? Wait, don’t answer that.
  • 6
    More ‘Sesame Street’ Characters
    A hairy blue monster from a children’s show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY.
  • 7
    ‘Biscuit Beast’
    … Or if the REAL Cookie Monster is too sexy for you, there’s always “Biscuit Beast.”
  • 8
    Crayons
    Perhaps the person who thought this was a good idea ATE a lot of crayons as a child. That would make sense.
  • 9
    Sudoku
    Okay, this is just numbers on a dress.
  • 10
    Taxi Driver
    If you’ve seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don’t fantasize about him wearing something like this.
  • 11
    Real Estate Agent
    She’ll sell you a house, and then … give you some papers to sign.
  • 12
    Medical Marijuana Dispenser
    That’s it! EVERY profession has to be sexy now.
  • 13
    CSI Agent
    Have you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can’t see the benefit of wearing a skirt that high while collecting evidence.
  • 14
    French Fries
    Sorry, Freedom Fries costume.
  • 15
    Pizza
    You’re gonna get a lot of “toppings” jokes, just forewarning.
  • 16
    Nun
    Ah, love the Biblically accurate high heels.
  • 17
    Skittles
    Dress the rainbow.
  • 18
    Grateful Dead Bear
    Everything the Dead were all about probably.
  • 19
    Waldo
    You didn’t have to make it sexy for us to find you.
  • 20
    Wednesday from ‘The Addams Family’
    Let’s try to remember when we think up these “sexy” costumes, it’s best if the character they’re modeled after isn’t an underage girl.
  • 21
    Peasant
    Oh come on, what peasant in the history of peasantry has EVER looked like that?
  • 22
    Miss Scissorhands
    Yeah, disfigured mechanical scissor hands… SEXY.
  • 23
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
    They couldn’t be this sexy if they really lived in a sewer, ate nothing but pizza, and took orders from a giant rat.
  • 24
    Brian from ‘Family Guy’
    Oh yeah. They went there.
  • 25
    Freddy Krueger
    We know there are generic sexy version of devils and witches and other “scary” costumes, but, really? You can’t just put Freddy Krueger in a dress!

Read more here (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/sexy-halloween-nonsense_n_6016748.html).

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